• Erin Griffith

Weird Stuff I found on Etsy- Vol 1

I normally only buy sewing patterns and stuff on Etsy...and sometimes decorations for birthday parties and whatnot; but, I am surprised by what sometimes pops up on my "Recommended" tab. Some of my friends and I have this running gag where we text pictures of the extra weird stuff to each other with ideas of what they could use it for. Here are a few of the more recent things we have found...

If you are feeling lonely AND you are vegan or a vegetarian, you may want to get yourself one of these...

I mean, it says it's FOR loneliness.

When it comes to decorating for the holidays, you want to be as "authentic" as possible with your decorations. Easter is traditionally a bunny/duckling holiday, so for an authentic Easter decoration, you could try this...

and the reasonable.

This lamp would go great on any side table, especially if you want to scare away children and pets. It would go great with the "Suitcase full of Baby doll heads" that I forgot to take a picture of that was recommended to me by my friend Elise.

Now, this one may seem strange, but I still want it.... for reasons.

I also like how you can have it with or without chives because choices are important.

And the same company makes bedding that looks like a giant waffle. The fruit pillows are optional, but I think waffle sheets NEED fruit pillows, there really is no option.

Now, if you are making a "Christmas tree from Hell" "Hell-mas Tree?" "Tree of terror?" you may want to pick up a couple of these adorable ornaments. It kind of looks like a testicle that became possessed by a demon. The mans answer to "vagina dentata" I guess.

Oh, don't worry there will be more!


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